Assassin's Creed + Loading Screens
I skate with the Haney Hooligans from the Rusty River Alliance as FrankenStitch.
Actresses + suits
LADIES IN SUITS THOUGH
People in fancy suits will be the death of me.
"By stripping, you’ve taken the easy way out!"
In that case, I challenge you to enter a room full of men and separate them from your rent. Tonight. Within eight hours. Remember—strippers don’t get paychecks, and every dime you make must be personally hustled.
I challenge you to make this money while being only one among dozens of other attractive women hustling for the exact same dollars.
I challenge you to have the same charming conversation eighty times over the course of eight hours with increasingly drunk and nasty customers.
I challenge you to make yourself seem like eighty different men’s exact fantasy eighty different times in eight hours at $10 a pop.
I challenge you to work in a field where your very body is the product you sell, and yet still keep a loving self-image (among other things, I was recently told that my breasts are not “real breasts” because they are “small and ugly”).
I challenge you to listen to such misogynistic venom throughout the night that you find yourself clutching your steering wheel on the four a.m. drive home sputtering ” fuck you, fuck you” to the silent darkness of the night.
I challenge you to understand that, even though you’re socking away money so your family can have a better future—when the world finds out what you do, you are to them only a “bad mother,” a “bad wife.”
I challenge you to be a “dumb slut” in the eyes of the world when your heart is beating with brilliance and art.
"Taking the easy way out," huh?
I challenge you to be a stripper.
Carol Burnett, Tim Curry and Bernadette Peters perform “Easy Street” on Annie, 1982.
"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company
meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names
In progress mad hatter costume #we’reallmadhere #madhatter #queerbabe
So many Guardians of the Galaxy feels right now. It’s like a happy bubble in my chest!
Always reblog Elle Woods in her “fuck men I’m gonna get a law degree” phase