Three Whippets and a Cat
A twenty-something west-coaster

I'm breathing, knitting, gaming, and posting, among many other things.

I skate with the Haney Hooligans from the Rusty River Alliance as FrankenStitch.
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cecile-palmer-blog:

cheerfulmetaphysics:

sourcedumal:

starslicer:

tsamthepoet:

I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.

It’s iron fist yall

Good fucking job dude.
#beattheshitouttarapists2k14

I love that it takes the time to specify that his attack of choice was a flying kick

This man deserves all the applause.

cecile-palmer-blog:

cheerfulmetaphysics:

sourcedumal:

starslicer:

tsamthepoet:

I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.

It’s iron fist yall

Good fucking job dude.

#beattheshitouttarapists2k14

I love that it takes the time to specify that his attack of choice was a flying kick

This man deserves all the applause.

1 hour ago | J | 103,509 notes

Remind me to never read about historical bisexuals ever again

Me: Hey, cool, this historical figure seems to have swung both ways
Homophobic Historian: THEY WERE STRAIGHT OMFG STOP READING THINGS INTO IT
Gay Historian: SO WHAT IF THEY WERE MARRIED SIX TIMES THEY WERE GAY GAY GAY
Me: But bisexuality exists and isn't that the most sensible thing to assume if we have actual evidence of them having had both male and female lovers?
Homophobic historian: THEY WERE CONFUSED AND IT WAS JUST A PHASE
Gay Historian: LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
Me: But Anaïs just wrote about how she wanted to faceplant in this woman's boobs, and Byron jumped from this chick's bed into this boy's pants and then this Mercury guy even self-identified as bisexual--
Homophobic Historian: LIES AND SLANDER
Gay Historian: GAY
Me: For fuck's sake
2 hours ago | J | 19,406 notes

are you fucking kidding me

lessthanfour:

zanetheaiden:

zanetheaiden:

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Heh, I play the cello, I’ll bet this is an interesting article.

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tru

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Jesus fucking christ dont get me started on moving the damn thing

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Pretty much…

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They cause die

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Yeah thats

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Me. Thats me.

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Motherfucker you wanna play

(x)

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Oh hey, a Buzzfeed article relevent to my interests!

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I

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why this

(x)

this post was a trip

3 hours ago | J | 112,713 notes

skyloxuniiverse:

bluetiesandflannelshirts:

maria-ruta:

hamburgergod:

maria-ruta:

schottishy:

m-i-y-u-k-i-nyaa:

daitoshi:

all-canadian-striderp:

cheese3d:

cheese3d:

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anyone please ask your crush out like this

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The thrilling answer

no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!

oops my hand slipped

nexttttt pleaseee :D

Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series

I was asked for doing this, so I did

BAM!

I’m out of ideas! XD

next?

THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!

LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!

LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!

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NEEEXT!!!!!

IT HAD TO BE DONE:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

4 hours ago | J | 780,786 notes

steve rogers + cards against humanity (insp.)

5 hours ago | J | 28,176 notes
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

Anonymous

ellestanger:

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

BOOOOM

Proud to call this girl my coworker. See you on Friday nights, girl.

6 hours ago | J | 141,339 notes
Tagged as: #yaaaaaaasssss 

samyaos:

cats aka professional boob squashers

7 hours ago | J | 7 notes

zodiac aesthetics

howtobeaheartbreaker:

aries: drunk edgy retro adventurer 
taurus: electric pixie retro zombie 
gemini: 70’s lolita wannabe witch 
cancer: plain goth circa hipster 
leo: dirty dubstep bi punk
virgo: apocalyptic steampunk winter disaster
libra: 40’s fantasy stoner ghoul 
scorpio: vintage vodka surrealist royalty  
sagittarius: magical destructive retrofuturist superhero 
capricorn: decadent anarchist sick revolutionary
aquarius: post-apocalyptic anarchist teen monstrosity
pisces: 90’s grunge sick geek

8 hours ago | J | 39,955 notes

hannibal against humanity

9 hours ago | J | 10,114 notes
Tagged as: #hannibal #cah 

hiccupofcoffee:

Guys

Guys

Have you ever noticed the ‘Love is an Open Door’ battle on YT where people sing the song from frozen??
Watch this

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but these guys where lip syncing so ppl got pissed and then 

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but it gets better

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much better

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22 hours ago | J | 164,707 notes
Tagged as: #wtf 

[part one]

1 day ago | J | 40,131 notes
Tagged as: #good stuff 

Background Actors Who Have No Idea What They Are Doing

skyelentnight:

ungratefullittleshit:

The guy who has no idea how brooms work:image

This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:image

This guy who has no control over his arm movements:

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My goal in the acting career: to make a fool of myself in the background

1 day ago | J | 209,459 notes

woman-of-winterfell:

one of these people is going to get off the island

1 day ago | J | 605,905 notes

fuckmestupid:

FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING DID IT

1 day ago | J | 269,917 notes

oldandnewfirm:

beckyybarnes:

Vin Diesel does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

1 day ago | J | 213,351 notes