Three Whippets and a Cat
A twenty-something west-coaster

I'm breathing, knitting, gaming, and posting, among many other things.

I skate with the Haney Hooligans from the Rusty River Alliance as FrankenStitch.
Assassin's Creed + Loading Screens
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Tagged as: #so nice #:3 
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Actresses + suits


People in fancy suits will be the death of me.

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"By stripping, you’ve taken the easy way out!"

Oh, really?


In that case, I challenge you to enter a room full of men and separate them from your rent. Tonight. Within eight hours. Remember—strippers don’t get paychecks, and every dime you make must be personally hustled.

I challenge you to make this money while being only one among dozens of other attractive women hustling for the exact same dollars.

I challenge you to have the same charming conversation eighty times over the course of eight hours with increasingly drunk and nasty customers.

I challenge you to make yourself seem like eighty different men’s exact fantasy eighty different times in eight hours at $10 a pop.

I challenge you to work in a field where your very body is the product you sell, and yet still keep a loving self-image (among other things, I was recently told that my breasts are not “real breasts” because they are “small and ugly”).

I challenge you to listen to such misogynistic venom throughout the night that you find yourself clutching your steering wheel on the four a.m. drive home sputtering ” fuck you, fuck you” to the silent darkness of the night.

I challenge you to understand that, even though you’re socking away money so your family can have a better future—when the world finds out what you do, you are to them only a “bad mother,” a “bad wife.”

I challenge you to be a “dumb slut” in the eyes of the world when your heart is beating with brilliance and art.

"Taking the easy way out," huh?


I challenge you to be a stripper.

- Lux ATL (via ellestanger)
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Carol Burnett, Tim Curry and Bernadette Peters perform “Easy Street” on Annie, 1982.

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seduce me w/ video game soundtracks

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Tagged as: #hell yeah 




"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

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Don’t forget - no one else sees the world the way you do, so no one else can tell the stories that you have to tell.
- Charles de Lint, The Blue Girl
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Little Hermione doing Hermione things. 


Little Hermione doing Hermione things. 

1 day ago | J | 9,660 notes
In progress mad hatter costume #we’reallmadhere #madhatter #queerbabe

In progress mad hatter costume #we’reallmadhere #madhatter #queerbabe

1 day ago | J | 1 note

So many Guardians of the Galaxy feels right now.  It’s like a happy bubble in my chest!

2 days ago | J | 2 notes
vegan gains :

Always reblog Elle Woods in her “fuck men I’m gonna get a law degree” phase

vegan gains :

Always reblog Elle Woods in her “fuck men I’m gonna get a law degree” phase

2 days ago | J | 49,662 notes